Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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