Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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