so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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