Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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