He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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