This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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