I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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