office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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