Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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