he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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