Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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