just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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