thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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