wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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