i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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