You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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