We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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