is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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