there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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