Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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