cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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