ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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