I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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