Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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