i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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