I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I am naked and annoyed.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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