After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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