You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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