So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Having a random hookup so left but love u
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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