did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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