is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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