Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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