Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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