I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Randomize