yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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