I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It's shark week go big or go home
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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