oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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