so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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