Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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