JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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