I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
last night I used snow as a chaser
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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