Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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