i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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