remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The uberlube is also flammable
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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