Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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