you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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