Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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