Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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