so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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