the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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